Random scribblings from my comedy notebook - some, the beginnings of bits for my act; others just silly things that I can't help but write down. Mostly the silly.
*(All are copywrited no matter how scribbly they appear.)
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Fodder for my first conspiracy theory.
This was the first conundrum that created a hole in both stories for me. I would have found it more plausable if they'd told me things that would have merged the two stories a bit: like that Jesus waits in the sleigh and guards everything while Santa is breaking into the houses, or that Santa perhaps IS Jesus, albeit living under an alias as part of the Witness Protection Program ever since his run in with some shady Romans.