Why it was best that Jesus didn't date...

...And no one would buy it when you tried to act all cool and say, "Oh no, I was the one who broke up with Him...He was just too self-absorbed..." ...Although in retrospect you would have to admit you saw cracks forming in the relationship when He was telling everyone He loved them... The hardest part would be having to deal with the fact that any potential boyfriend after Him would probably have a complex about it and never return your calls.